President George Bush Sends Letter to WTF?
Los Angeles, Washington D.C.—May 15, 2007
U.S. President George W. Bush sent a handwritten letter to Gregory Bergman and Anthony W. Haddad asking them to take down his email address from their website http://wtfthebook.com. On the website, the contact for complaints is listed as president@whitehouse.org, the president’s email.
In the letter, the president wrote: “I alredy get enough ham + from peeple askin fer there stupid stumulus checks. I mean I gotta lick alotta envelops. WTF? (cheney makes me)” The president also praised the authors, saying “Like yer stuf. Makes me laugh like a longhorn in heat.”
The Authors of WTF? did not appear to be willing to compromise. “Look. If someone has a problem with us, it makes sense that the commander in chief should know about it,” said Gregory Bergman. “You’re either with us, or against us, and if you’re against us, you’re against the president, since we’re with him.”
Anthony Haddad added, “Isn’t the black dude president yet? He doesn’t seem like a whiny biotch.”
The president was unavailable for additional comment, according to an aide, as he was busy licking stamps.
The letter in its entirety can be viewed at http://wtfthebook.com.
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WTF? Endorsed by Presidential Candidate John McCain
Los Angeles, Phoenix—May 3, 2008.
Wtfthebook.com, in association with Adams Media, is proud to announce the endorsement of WTF? by presidential candidate and Arizona senator, John McCain. Several days earlier, Mr. McCain had added WTF? as a friend on the popular social networking site, MySpace.com.
“I’m a big fan of WTF?,” said Mr. McCain before he took two Geritol pills with a glass of fiber. “I wish I had that friggin’ book before Charlie forced me into that Goddamned Hanoi Hilton. I mean WTF?”
The authors of WTF? had mixed reactions to the endorsement. “I’m a big fan of John McCain, but I’d never vote for him for president.” said Gregory Bergman. “He’s too old, too white, and too male. This election is about not being at least two out of three of those things.”
“If he buys our book, I’ll vote for him,” said Anthony Haddad. “That goes for the chick and the black dude, too.”
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